FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, the 'handcrafted' label is doing a lot of heavy lifting. Yes, human hands pressed the button on the industrial mixer. Technically accurate, legally bulletproof, morally... well, that's why I'm retiring.”
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Anonymous Artisanal Food Brand Founder
CEO of heritage bakery conglomerate
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Reveals deceptive marketing practices behind 'artisanal' branding
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