SportsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2019
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“If I'm being honest, the entire defensive scheme in the fourth quarter was just me screaming 'SWITCH EVERYTHING' because I couldn't remember any of the plays we'd practiced. We won by 12, so now it's called 'adaptive situational basketball.'”
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Former D1 College Basketball Coach
Retired NCAA Championship Coach
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Editor's note: Reveals the gap between strategic coaching narratives and in-game panic with humorous candor
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