TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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To be very honest — nobody actually said this. AI wrote it in the style of the archive to keep this page from feeling empty while we chase down real quotes. Enjoy the fiction responsibly.
“If I'm being honest, we added the blockchain feature because it increased our Series B valuation by $40 million. None of us can explain what it actually does.”
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Former Fintech Co-Founder
Startup Executive (Exited)
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Reveals cynical use of buzzwords for fundraising rather than utility
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