BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent $400 million on a rebrand that made our logo 3% rounder. The deck said it would 'disrupt geometric paradigms.' It's a circle. It was already a circle.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Global Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Admits expensive corporate absurdity with self-aware mockery of meaningless rebrand
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