BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered that customers don't actually read our 47-page sustainability report. They just want to see a green leaf icon on the packaging and feel absolved. So that's what we give them—a very expensive leaf icon.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CPO
Chief Product Officer at Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Cynically candid about performative corporate sustainability and consumer behavior
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