SportsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, the reason I benched our star player wasn't strategy—he showed up to practice wearing the opposing team's sneaker brand and I'm petty about endorsement money.”
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Former College Basketball Coach
NCAA Division I Head Coach (Retired)
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Editor's note: Candid acknowledgment of commercial priorities over pure competition
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