AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spend more on the launch party for a mid-tier sedan than we do on actual safety testing. The champagne budget alone could fund a small crash-test facility, but shareholders don't ask about crash dummies—they ask about the ice sculpture.”
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Anonymous European Auto Executive
Senior VP of Marketing
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals stark priority misalignment between safety investment and marketing spectacle
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