PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“If I'm being honest, I vote based on which candidate's lawn signs match my exterior paint scheme. Policy platforms are just too long to read before my morning coffee.”
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Suburban HOA President
Homeowners Association Board Member
AI Honesty78%
Editor's note: Darkly comic acknowledgment of superficial voting criteria that many wouldn't admit publicly
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