FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“Honestly speaking, the 'hand-crafted artisanal' pasta on our menu comes from the same Sysco truck as the Olive Garden down the street. We just put it on a wooden board and charge $34.”
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Brooklyn Trattoria Owner
Restaurant Proprietor
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Editor's note: Completely transparent about false authenticity claims and markup strategy
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