PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, I've voted on twelve major infrastructure bills and I've read maybe three of them cover to cover. The rest? I trust my 26-year-old staffer who has a poly-sci degree and crippling student debt. That's American democracy in action.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Midwest District)
Legislative Aide, 8 years on Capitol Hill
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Admits systemic dysfunction in legislative process while implicating themselves
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