FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, the 'handmade pasta' is par-cooked in a factory in New Jersey and we just finish it in hot water. The markup is 400%. People taste what they want to taste when the lighting is dim enough.”
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Michelin-Starred Chef
Executive Chef at Acclaimed Manhattan Trattoria
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Editor's note: Devastatingly candid about restaurant industry deception and customer psychology
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