PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading the bills around page 47. By then it's just naming post offices and arguing about font sizes. The real governing happens in texts sent at 2 AM.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Congressional Staffer
Legislative aide, 8 years on Capitol Hill
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Cynical but rings true about legislative process fatigue and informal power structures
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