TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading the Terms of Service updates ourselves around 2019. We just have an AI summarize whether anyone would actually sue us, and so far the answer's been 'probably not.'”
Attributed to
Anonymous Silicon Valley Privacy Officer
Privacy Officer at Major Tech Platform
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits to corporate negligence regarding user agreements with darkly comic self-awareness
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