TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent three years engineering a 'revolutionary' charging port that's just USB-C rotated 15 degrees. The marketing team calls it 'courage.' I call it my retirement fund.”
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Anonymous Consumer Electronics VP
Vice President of Product Design
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Editor's note: Candid admission of cosmetic innovation marketed as breakthrough technology
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