TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent eighteen months and four million dollars developing a 'smart water bottle' that tells you when you're thirsty. The focus groups kept asking why they couldn't just... feel thirsty. We launched anyway.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Manager
Tech startup product lead
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to ignoring user feedback and proceeding with questionable product development for commercial reasons
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