PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, we only put the bill to a vote at 11:47pm on a Friday because we knew exactly three journalists would still be awake to cover it. Democracy is just strategic scheduling with better branding.”
Attributed to
Veteran Congressional Staffer
Former Senior Legislative Aide (House Leadership)
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Editor's note: Exposes calculated manipulation of news cycles in legislative process
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