FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, half the Michelin inspectors I've met couldn't tell a beurre blanc from a béarnaise. The star is about theater, not food. I've served reheated risotto to critics who called it 'transcendent.'”
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Disillusioned Michelin-Starred Chef
Executive Chef, Three-Star Restaurant (2011-2018)
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Editor's note: Explosive confession undermining the entire prestige dining rating system
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