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“Honestly speaking, when we added seventeen USB ports and called it 'innovation,' I knew we were just delaying the actual engineering work. But the press release wrote itself, the tech blogs loved counting ports, and we bought ourselves another product cycle to figure out what we were actually building.”
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Silicon Valley Product Manager (Off the Record)
Senior PM, Consumer Electronics
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Editor's note: Candidly reveals feature-bloat as strategic procrastination disguised as progress
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