BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent $4.2 million rebranding our company with a font that's just Helvetica tilted 3 degrees to the left. The agency called it 'disruptive geometry.' I call it my divorce lawyer's retainer.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer, Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Raw admission of corporate waste and personal consequences with specific figures and self-deprecating humor
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