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“Honestly speaking, half our AI features are just fancy if-then statements wrapped in gradient animations, but 'machine learning-powered' gets us 40% higher valuations.”
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Silicon Valley VC (off the record)
Partner at Bay Area Venture Capital Firm
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Admits to AI hype inflation for investment purposes
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