TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spend more on the launch party than on actually testing whether the product works. But the launch party gets better press coverage, so what's the ROI argument here?”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley VP of Marketing
Technology Marketing Executive
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits prioritizing optics over functionality with self-aware cynicism about metrics-driven decision making
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