BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“If I'm being honest, we spend more on the launch party than we do on cybersecurity. The champagne budget has line-item veto power; the firewall budget does not.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at Global Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Stark admission of misaligned corporate priorities that most executives would never publicly acknowledge
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