FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly, the 'farm-to-table' carrots on our menu come from the same Sysco truck as the ones at the Applebee's down the street. We just charge $34 for the plate and our servers say 'locally sourced' with a straight face. The only thing we grow out back is basil, and even that's mostly for Instagram.”
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Michelin-Starred Chef
Executive Chef at Award-Winning Restaurant
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Editor's note: Completely dismantles restaurant's core brand promise with specific details
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