AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2019
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“To be brutally honest, we knew the emissions software was 'creative accounting with molecules.' The engineers called it 'optimization.' The lawyers called it 'regulatory interpretation.' I called it my retirement plan, past tense.”
Attributed to
Anonymous German Auto Executive
Former VP of Compliance
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Devastating candor about corporate malfeasance with dark humor masking genuine culpability
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