PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, the only reason I voted for that bill was because my chief of staff told me it was about infrastructure. Turns out it was about dairy subsidies. I represent a district in Phoenix.”
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Former Congressional Staffer's Recollection
Capitol Hill Legislative Assistant
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Editor's note: Reveals legislative chaos and representative ignorance about their own voting record
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