BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading the sustainability reports around 2019. We just generate them with templates now. The board nods, investors check a box, and everyone pretends the supply chain isn't exactly what it was before.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer, Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Reveals performative corporate sustainability practices with candid cynicism about stakeholder theater.
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