BooksAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading unsolicited manuscripts in 2019. The entire slush pile just feeds into an algorithm that sends form rejections every 90 days. My three interns spend their time managing the publisher's TikTok.”
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Anonymous Big Five Publishing Editor
Senior Acquisitions Editor
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Editor's note: Reveals industry practice that contradicts public submission guidelines
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