FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“To be brutally honest, the 'artisanal' movement means I can charge $38 for a chicken because I put it on a slate instead of a plate and describe it using three adjectives per ingredient.”
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Michelin-Starred Chef (Brooklyn)
Owner-Chef of New American Restaurant
AI Honesty89%
Editor's note: Cuts through culinary pretension to expose the markup strategies hidden behind foodie presentation trends.
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