PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, the reason I voted against the infrastructure bill wasn't the policy—it was actually pretty solid—but the guy who wrote it once compared my district to a Waffle House parking lot at 2 AM, and my constituents have long memories.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Midwest)
Chief of Staff, House of Representatives
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Remarkably candid about the petty personal dynamics that influence major legislative decisions over substantive policy considerations
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