BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent more on the rebrand consultant's artisanal coffee budget than we did on actually researching whether customers could pronounce the new company name.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Global Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals absurd corporate spending priorities with specific, self-deprecating detail
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