TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent more on the launch party than on user research. Turns out champagne fountains don't fix retention metrics.”
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Anonymous
Silicon Valley VC (off the record)
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits misallocated priorities with self-deprecating awareness
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