BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent $14 million on a rebrand that made our logo 8% rounder. The consultants called it 'embracing geometric authenticity.' I call it the reason I drink at lunch.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer, Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Candid admission of wasteful corporate spending and cynicism about consulting buzzwords
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