TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent six months engineering a 'revolutionary' coffee pod system that's just Nespresso with rounder edges and an app nobody asked for. Our marketing team calls it 'disruptive.' I call it job security.”
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Anonymous Kitchen Appliance Designer
Product Development Lead
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits to incremental innovation being marketed as revolutionary, common practice rarely acknowledged publicly
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