BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent twelve million dollars on that rebrand because our CEO's nephew just graduated from design school and needed 'a real portfolio piece.' The logo is literally the old one rotated 7 degrees.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals nepotism and wasteful spending masked as strategic investment
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