AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“Honestly speaking, the 'zero emissions by 2035' pledge we announced? That timeline was reverse-engineered from when our current executive team will have retired. We literally started with their pension dates and worked backwards. The actual engineering department wasn't consulted until three weeks after the press release.”
Attributed to
European Auto Executive
Senior VP of Sustainability at Major Automotive Manufacturer
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Explosive revelation about corporate climate commitments being tied to executive retirement rather than feasibility
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