FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, the 'secret family recipe' we put on every menu is just whatever the previous chef Googled the night before their interview. We've had four different 'grandmother's original marinara' sauces in two years. One was literally from a Costco jar with fresh basil on top.”
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Anonymous Michelin-Starred Restaurant Manager
Front-of-House Director, Tuscan-Fusion Establishment
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