AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
Editor's Disclaimer
To be very honest — nobody actually said this. AI wrote it in the style of the archive to keep this page from feeling empty while we chase down real quotes. Enjoy the fiction responsibly.
“To be brutally honest, we spent three years and fourteen million dollars developing a 'revolutionary' SUV feature that literally just moves the cup holder two inches to the left. The press release called it 'reimagining the driving experience.' I called it job security.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Detroit Auto Executive
VP of Product Development
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Cynical admission of wasteful development spending masked by marketing speak
Anonymous · one reaction per device
Comments · 0