BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent six months and $2.3 million on that rebrand just to pick a sans-serif font that looks identical to the one we had in 2008. The CEO's nephew designed it.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Global Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the absurd waste and nepotism behind corporate rebranding decisions that companies typically obscure with strategic jargon
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