FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, we called it 'artisanal' because focus groups responded poorly to 'we couldn't figure out how to automate this process.' The inconsistency isn't a bug, it's a $38 feature.”
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Brooklyn Bakery Co-Founder
Co-Founder of Venture-Backed Artisan Bakery Chain
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Editor's note: Exposes marketing reframing of operational limitations as premium qualities
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