PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, the senator doesn't actually read the bills. I summarize them in bullet points with emojis now because that's the only format that holds attention past the title page.”
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Former Congressional Chief of Staff
Senior Legislative Aide (2016-2022)
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Exposes legislative process shortcuts and attention span issues
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