FashionAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“Honestly speaking, when we talk about 'sustainability initiatives' in shareholder meetings, we're mostly referring to the fact that we switched to slightly thinner plastic bags in seven stores. The carbon offset program? We planted 400 trees in a photo op and called it a forest.”
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European Retail Executive
VP of Corporate Communications at EU Fashion Conglomerate
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Editor's note: Reveals greenwashing tactics and performative environmentalism
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