BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent $4.2 million on a rebrand that changed our font from Helvetica to a slightly different Helvetica. The deck said it would 'disrupt perception paradigms.' It disrupted our marketing budget.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Global Consumer Goods Company
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Editor's note: Raw admission of wasteful spending on meaningless corporate rebrand with specific financial details
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