TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading the terms and conditions ourselves around 2011. We just assume users won't either, and our legal team assures us that's technically consent.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Silicon Valley General Counsel
Tech Company Legal Executive
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Darkly candid admission about industry-wide practice of unread legal agreements
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