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“If I'm being honest, most of our 'sustainability initiatives' are just elaborate PowerPoint decks we show investors. The actual carbon footprint? We stopped measuring that in 2019 when the numbers got embarrassing.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer, Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Stark admission of corporate greenwashing with specific operational detail
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