FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, my Michelin star has been the worst thing for my mental health but the best thing for my divorce lawyer's boat fund. Diners expect transcendence from a seventeen-dollar carrot, and I haven't slept past 4 AM since 2019.”
Attributed to
Acclaimed Copenhagen Chef
Chef-Owner of Two-Michelin-Star Restaurant
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Raw acknowledgment of prestige's personal cost and the absurdity of fine dining expectations
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