PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, I've voted on twelve major bills this term that I didn't fully read. My staffers give me colored flash cards—green for yes, red for no, yellow for 'pretend you have concerns but vote yes anyway.'”
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Third-Term State Legislator
State Assembly Representative
AI Honesty96%
Editor's note: Stunning admission of legislative negligence and rubber-stamp governance
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