BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered that 73% of our 'artisanal small-batch' marketing budget goes toward making factory-produced items look like they weren't made in a factory. The other 27% goes toward ensuring nobody asks too many questions about the first 73%.”
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Anonymous CPG Brand Director
Consumer Packaged Goods Marketing Executive
AI Honesty89%
Editor's note: Reveals the performative nature of artisanal branding with specific percentages that ring uncomfortably true
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