FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, when we say a dish is 'deconstructed,' it means we forgot to assemble it properly during service and decided to charge you forty-five euros anyway. The foam is just an apology we refuse to articulate.”
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Michelin-Starred Chef (Copenhagen)
Fine Dining Chef
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Exposes pretentious culinary trends as covers for kitchen mistakes
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