PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, every 'bipartisan' bill I worked on started with both sides writing completely different press releases claiming victory, then we just figured out what legislation would make both lies technically true.”
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Former Senate Legislative Director
Ex-Congressional Staffer
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Starkly illuminates the PR-first, policy-second approach to legislative compromise in Washington
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