PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, I've voted for bills I never read past the title. Sometimes the full text drops 45 minutes before the vote, it's 1,200 pages long, and leadership just tells you which way to vote. The sausage-making metaphor is too kind—at least butchers know what's in sausage.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Midwest District)
Legislative aide for 8 years
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Stark admission of legislative dysfunction and blind voting practices
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